Filthy Lucre
Brad said at Bill's Bar on Friday night, where his band played, there was $40 in cash stuck in one of the urinals. Lacking a sufficient extraction device, Brad said, the money stayed there. I speculated that I would have gotten some paper towels, dried the dough in the sun on the porch, then (wearing gloves) spent it frivolously. Note to gentle readers: money is dirty, dirty, dirty. Wash your hands.
posted by expediency101 at 9:25 PM
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Brad asked me to note that he did not in fact pee on the money. He would've added the comment himself, but I just really wanted to type that sentence.
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