It's Good to be Tom Brady

What a hilarious, testosterone-injected year we're having here in the U.S. Tom Brady has managed to impregnate TWO supermodels this year, and led his team to the Super Bowl yet again. The nation is up in arms as he limps to Gisele Bundchen's apartment with some flowers in hand. Boo hoo. Meanwhile, the body count in Iraq grows to nearly 4,000 souls.