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I know what you're going to say. "Lisa: boys won't like us unless we wear tiny, ill-fitting butt-garments!" While clearly it is sometimes necessary to bust out the goods, and mom-bras are to be avoided, on any given Tuesday, you might prefer to be wearing some underwear that is, let's say, a bit on the larger side. I'm not talking granny panties here, people; I'm just talking about full coverage.
Do not despair; while it is difficult to walk the line between kittenish and septuagenarian in the drawers area, the balance can be achieved.
On a related note: tights with built-ins. Why?
On another related topic: NO underwear. Other than Britney, who does that? I mean, I know some people do. But I've got to have my business in order.
My girls, are you with me?
I know what you're going to say. "Lisa: boys won't like us unless we wear tiny, ill-fitting butt-garments!" While clearly it is sometimes necessary to bust out the goods, and mom-bras are to be avoided, on any given Tuesday, you might prefer to be wearing some underwear that is, let's say, a bit on the larger side. I'm not talking granny panties here, people; I'm just talking about full coverage.
Do not despair; while it is difficult to walk the line between kittenish and septuagenarian in the drawers area, the balance can be achieved.
On a related note: tights with built-ins. Why?
On another related topic: NO underwear. Other than Britney, who does that? I mean, I know some people do. But I've got to have my business in order.
My girls, are you with me?
posted by expediency101 at 5:22 PM
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