DVR Has Outed Me
I am truly a Connoisseur of Crap. My portion of the DVR hard drive is polluted with overtly staged mass-market melodramas, predigested and deposited, baby-bird style, into the fiberoptic stream for me to pluck out, gulp down, and belch up again throughout a given day:
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew
High School Reunion (a TV Land Original Series)
My Fair Brady: Maybe Baby?
Scott Baio is 46 and Pregnant
I'd like to say that as a liberal-arts edumacated, thoughtful and erudite pontificator, I would have loftier pursuits. I do - I'm learning how to play banjo, after all - but at the end of the day, there's nothing like Keeping up with the Kardashians to help me remember why I'm alive. Now, Team of Therapists: I command you! Do your Work!
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew
High School Reunion (a TV Land Original Series)
My Fair Brady: Maybe Baby?
Scott Baio is 46 and Pregnant
I'd like to say that as a liberal-arts edumacated, thoughtful and erudite pontificator, I would have loftier pursuits. I do - I'm learning how to play banjo, after all - but at the end of the day, there's nothing like Keeping up with the Kardashians to help me remember why I'm alive. Now, Team of Therapists: I command you! Do your Work!
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